Dollar Bill Shirt

Extend the Bush tax cuts? Economic stimulus? I’m sorry. Come again? Will W even begin to fathom the monstrosity of his economic policies before it’s too late? If the 80’s brought ‘yuppies,’ then this decade brings the ‘tubbies.’ The tubbies are those people who, already fat, made themselves fatter at the expense of market stability. It’s all about those guys at the top these days. I don’t even know which is worse anymore: athletes with multi-million dollar contracts or CEO’s who have the same!

And when I talk of market stability, I mean the lack of having to worry about hourly updates on the rate of inflation because it’s in a state of contact flux, chaos, and anarchy. Pretty soon stores will be changing their prices on an hourly schedule to accommodate the constantly changing value of the dollar. Please, do not anyone buy a product made outside of the U.S. with your ’stimulus payment.’ I repeat! Stop selling out our nation to the Chinese! We borrow the money from them. You’re just sending it back! When in doubt, get out… of that Wal-mart.

Bush

That said, another economic problem is that this is a time of war, albeit undeclared. The Commando-in-Chief distracted us from a plausible threat in Afghanistan in order to sloppily invade a completely separate country without UN consent, which only served to create the unstable, uncontrollable Iraq we’re all so accustomed to today. I doubt with Bush’s approval rating hovering around 19% recently, few would, or could, disagree.

What we all disagree on is what we should do. Our troops need to come home. They’ve done enough to service the ‘empire!’ But what’s worse is, their distance from us is paid for with our tax-payer dollars. So as they drown, we go down with them, and vice-versa. The ‘war’ in Iraq is projected to cost over $1 trillion dollars!

Remember the good ol’ days of the 90’s? Remember the expression, ‘budget surplus?’ Read this story and reminisce with me! Really takes you back doesn’t it? I vividly remember genocides going on in Eastern Europe. Slobodan Milosovic ring any bells? Guess what? Worthy cause. Not a trillion dollars. Darfur, Palestine? Worthy causes. Wouldn’t have cost a trillion dollars. Going after daddy’s arch-enemy? Priceless. Well, no not really. It costs approximately $275 million dollars a day! Let me write the total projection out numerically just so you can see how many zeros that is: $1,000,000,000,000. *phew* That’s a lot of zeros.

Take that, along with the low interest rates, job outsourcing and unemployment, the increase in the cost of living, the falling value of the dollar, an outrageous trade deficit, the so-called ‘credit crisis’ (so-called because it shouldn’t be considered a crisis if you know for a fact you’re going to cause it), and stock market volatility (did I leave anything out?), and you have a recipe for a depression - an honest to Gods depression, not a recession like we’re used to and can usually weather alright.

So what does John McCain feel he can do to remedy the situation? I doubt anything as long as the ‘borrow and spenders’ are financing his run. Say what you will about who finances the Democrats, even about the DLC, but Hillary said it best when she said it would take a Clinton to clean up after Bush. Unfortunately for her, these days Barack Obama reminds people more of Bill Clinton circa 1991 than she does.

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No matter what happens from here on in, everyone needs to take financial cover. I have a feeling this one’s going to hurt. Take care out there!

SMS

One Response to “Iraq, budget balancing, the Presidency, and the impending depression. A primer.”

  1. Stanley Fiala Says:

    Pretty depressing… Huh?

    In one of you early posts I have read that you are pushing 30 so I guess that you are less than 30 in which case I am pushing 70 being only 62…. what a bummer.

    Since I have spent about 22 years in the old communist Czechoslovakia and have stood on the Russian tank, as young Air Force Officer, waving victoriously Czechoslovakian flag in 1968 Prague Spring Uprising, only to find myself in exile, I must say that life is fun.

    Just imagine my experience. I have grew up in a system which appeared so rigid and impenetrable only to fine out that it was paper dragon which disintegrated on its own, without any violence.

    Based on that, I have learned that it is absolutely unnecessary to be concern with politics unless you want to use politics for a satiric expression for an entertainment, because the social progress will happen regardless of politics same as the fall of the eastern block.

    We are now at such threshold in which the USA will essentially disintegrate and new society will emerge.

    So kiddo have a fun like I do, you can see me at Santa Ana council meetings giving 3 minute advise to the council on various issues. In last meeting which was held at Santa Ana Zoo I gave lecture to Mayor Pulido and council on how [not] to get caught while asserting his Alpha Male sexual domination over pay-per-sex female.

    If you ever have urge to publish anything within the guidelines of the first amendment including any profanity you are welcome to orangejuice.ocsatire.com.

    -Stan

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